me: your lying this must be a lie
Ben: this is the other ben blum
i'm a lawyer in cincinnati
who the hell are you, and what's your work-related injury
me: i ate my paint
i want to sue
Ben: honey, we're going to be millionaires
me: i knew it was the paint companys fault
Ben: this is america. it's always someone's fault.
me: they should have said "dont eat the paint"
you're a good lawyer
i will fuck you after we win this
also, hook me up with some of that paint, i hear it's chalky but delicious.
me: it is
smooth and chalky