statcounter tells me i have almost 10.000 views on this blog. in blog world this is not a big deal. in alfie world its kind of weird. i am a fuck up. i havent updated this in a while. i think because ive lost my will for living. and i want to die. i am just kidding. like i would say that on here.
i think though i will try to post something on here. maybe some self revelations. i am kidding again.
nothing crazy has happened. i got a tooth pulled by dental students. they were nice to me. they also told me it was okay to swallow blood if it was my own. now i know why nyu kids get dental insurance. i am not kidding.