i wonder if other people think making out is boring right now this girl tastes like an ashtray. i taste like an ashtray too but i don't smoke. i only smoke if i am feeling sexy. i was feeling sexy 15 minutes ago now i fear that this girl may set my hair on fire. i am sure i put some flammable products in it before i picked her up at the bar. i would tell her but that would mean i have to talk. i guess i should stop this everything is ruined anyway.